hinaegg:

when u find someone else into the same really disgusting things as you

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thatalbanianguy:

something-something-kyle:

This is what constitutes 60-80% of my dash

Anyone know who that girl is? Cause, goddamn she makes a good point. And she’s hot.

thatalbanianguy:

something-something-kyle:

This is what constitutes 60-80% of my dash

Anyone know who that girl is? Cause, goddamn she makes a good point. And she’s hot.

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jayjay022:

etteluor:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

I couldn’t have clicked the motherfucking follow button faster after I saw the pinata cookies with mini m&m’s inside holy shit let me tell you

Yessss

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vladimirnootin:

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected


Is that from 50 shades of grey

vladimirnootin:

urulokid:

That… Is not what I expected

Is that from 50 shades of grey

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Kickass poster for a kickass movie! 🌌 @Guardians @Marvel

Kickass poster for a kickass movie! 🌌 @Guardians @Marvel

I could be at Disneyland right now
me everyday between 8am and 12 am (via sweggolas)

(Source: queenbitchcarly)

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andrope:

i added subtle sass.

andrope:

i added subtle sass.

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pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

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keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te)

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kiriamaya:

stormbramble:

If someone wants a romantic relationship with little or no sex, let them.

If someone wants a sexual relationship with no romance, let them.

And if someone wants a completely platonic relationship with no romance or sex, FUCKING LET THEM.

Destroy the idea that a relationship must have sex and/or romance to be “real”.

And destroy the idea that platonic relationships are somehow “worth less”.

One of my dearest lady friends and I agreed that if anything ever happened to our significant others, we’d enter a platonic domestic partnership just so we never have to be alone. So yeah. FUCK THA SYSTEM BREH.

(Source: morrowseer)

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