pubic hair lightener and dye exists

if you were wondering

I sure wasn’t.


So your pubes can be a main anime character too

now the carpet can match the drapes

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fun fact: in germany if you’re a neo nazi or own nazi regalia they arrest the absolute fuck out of you

fun fact: guess what we should do in america

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So Tommy and I started watching Game of Thrones

When we went to bed a couple hours ago I had a dream that I was helping escort Daenerys somewhere with the help of Cry and we had these bitchin’ Tomahawks with us. Then she was all upset so we went to hang out with Tommy on the beach where there was a hippie drum circle or something. She calmed down and also these two half-naked chicks were totally into me.

It was pretty sweet.


Rob and I once got into a discussion about naming our kids after FFVII characters and the only one I liked was Vincent and he put his foot down on Cloud as a choice while I was mulling it over.

He said knowing our luck, our son would meet a boy named Sephiroth with a scientist father and mother and we’d have to deal with a rivalry spanning realities.

I stared at him a long time and took away the Mountain Dew.

Dude! I actually had this conversation with my fiancé! He’s a huge FFVII fan and said naming a daughter Aerith would be his pick. He even said one day she may meet man named Cloud or Zack and it would be awesome.

We need to conspire on this. :O

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heads up

if i ever stop talking to you as much

  • its not you
  • there are a lot of things going on right now and idk what im doing and i often forget the fact that i have friends omfg
  • i still want to be close

if i ever message/text/call/ect you a lot

  • pls let me know bc i dont want to make you uncomfortable or bug you
  • be a Pal; dont let me make an asshat out of myself
  • ps its more than likely because i want to be close

(Source: jeanerening)

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Cats have the greatest emoticon faces ever.

(Source: thecutestofthecute)

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dispassionate one-line text post regarding popular fandom


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When someone’s depressed, stating obvious comments like these are usually counter productive.

I’ve heard all of these before. And then some. People who don’t experience depression don’t understand how you can’t just ‘Be happy’. They think changing your lifestyle will help. In many cases, yes, it will. But if it were that easy depression would not be so hard to get rid of and affecting millions of people.

For many, including me, it’s a challenge to just get out of bed in the morning, weighed down by constant negative emotions. It’s not that we want to be unhappy, our brains just don’t understand the concept of ‘WOW. The world is such an extraordinary place and it’s great to be alive.’

The worst is when you’ve literally done and are still doing all of these things but you still have depression or issues that or out of your control but still effect you.

I know that feel guys. The thing that made me feel better was someone telling me “I’m sure one day you’ll find that thing that helps you. Now that you know what doesn’t work you can keep moving forward. Until then, everything you do, even the little things, can be a victory from here on out.”

I dunno why that made me feel so good. But it did. From then on I made it my goal everyday to open my window or step outside so I could feel the sun and listen to the birds. That’s when I started really healing myself.

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